Tor.com Rejection Letter of the Day

I'm proud that I've advanced as a writer to the point that, when a story of mine is rejected, the response tends to be personalized and encouraging as opposed to the form rejection standard.  As a point of fact, I recently received a very nice rejection letter for my story 'Blood Tusk: Lord of All He Surveys - A Child's Primer' from Tor.com that I wanted to share.  I'll just cut right to the awesome bits:

This is the best kind of weird... Let me just say that this made me laugh so hard that frankly, I almost had to change my pants. I sincerely hope you send us more of your stories in the future

Too bad the (admittedly bizarre) story wasn't quite right for them.  

If you haven't been checking out Tor.com, you really should.  The site puts out some of the best speculative short fiction on the web, and they do it for free while still paying professional rates.