Virgins Share First Kiss, Making You Feel Super Awkward

I've been a virgin. Hell, I'm 28 years old and I can say I was a virgin for most of my life. But I can say, unequivocally, that I was never, ever this much of a virgin.

The Devil Inside Trailer

I know they're cheap thrills, but exorcism movies scare the s**t out of me. While the current dominance of the 'found footage' and "Faction" tropes seems increasingly cliche, I must say that the use of a contortionist(?) for the central posesee seems inspired. More importantly, I'm extremely grateful that these kind of films have chased torture porn out of the box office.

One Second Film Festival

Seconds Of Beauty - 1st round compilation from The Beauty Of A Second on Vimeo.

Every Political Ad Ever

What I'm Thankful for...

My family first and foremost.
My health
Friends
My dog
Writing
My wife's photo business
Odd jobs and odd people
Skyrim, even if I've sworn off playing
My books
Internet access
Holidays
L4D2
Learning something everyday
Occupy protests
Roller derby bouts and after parties
San Diego
Bars and beer
Potlucks
My NetBook
My awesome phone
My kindle
My publications
My writers group
Cheesy movies
Awesome podcasts
Time to pursue my art
Posting down debt

And all the things I forget to mention!

Happy Turkey day everyone!

Just your Average Homeboy

I found this and this thing, and then my day was over.

A Deep Psychological Analysis of what your Ninja Turtle Preference Says About You...

Which Ninja Turtle Are You? Life's Most Important Question -- powered by Cracked.com

I've been Playing Skyrim so Much That This now Makes Sense...

...and is utterly hilarious. Yeah, sleep deprivation is taking its toll. When you gaze into the eyes of madness what do you see? Techno Viking apparently...

Lovecraft Parody: Late Bloomer

Horrible Imaginings Film Festival Trailer

Here's the very, very serious trailer for my friend's film festival 'Horrible Imaginings.' Guys, I don't think I can stress how extremely serious this trailer is. I'd even go so far as to say it's seriously serious.

In all (actual) seriousness, the thing was a blast to shoot. I was trailer golpher and 'starred' as Frankenstein. If you're in San Diego you should definitely come out to the festival this weekend. This line up kicks all kinds of ass. Plus, the art show is going now through Sunday.

Horrible Imaginings Film Festival